Free at Last, Free at Last, God Almighty I am Free at LAST!

I am not in love with ANY girls ANYMORE! YEAH! (The rest is in 3rd person) Therefore, he is a free man, not governed by any of the horrible laws that govern such bodies of love and desire, etc, etc, ditto, ditto. Therefore, he has, as previously, regained his FREE WILL and is a FREE MAN ONCE MORE! CLARIFICATION: This means I don't like "You Know Who" anymore. But I might like someone else. Crap. You are never free.